[Short Story] The Job Interview

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Simon Gatsby is waiting for a job interview. He is wearing his suit. He is very nervous. There is another man in the waiting room. The other man is also wearing a suit. He looks very relaxed. He is playing games on his smartphone.

Simon will finish university soon. He must find a job. He saw an advertisement in the paper. It said —- We are looking for a recent graduate. Exciting position for the right person.—

There was no more information. Simon sent his CV to the address in the advertisement. He got a letter saying he was on the shortlist, and he could have an interview.

It’s very strange, thought Simon. I don’t know anything about this job. I don’t know what this company wants. I don’t know what they would want me to do. How can I give the right answers to their questions?

 A woman comes into the waiting room. “Mr Mellow,” she says. The other man in the waiting room stands up. He follows the woman into another room.

That guy’s name is Mellow, thinks Simon. He looks very confident. If we both want the same job, I am sure he will get it.

Simon waits. After about 10 minutes, the other man comes back to the waiting room. He smiles at Simon and walks out.

The woman comes back into the room and says, “Mr Gatsby?”

Simon follows her to an office. The woman opens the door and says, “Mr Malbeau, this is Mr Gatsby.”

She walks away, and Simon goes into the office. There is only one person in the room.

A very large man is sitting behind a desk. “Sit down,” he says to Simon. He points to a chair in front of the desk.

Simon feels very nervous. “Thank you for giving me this interview…….”

The man starts talking before Simon has finished.  “Now. Do you want this job?”

“I don’t know what it is,” says Simon.

“Why do you want to know what the job is?” asks Mr Malbeau. “You will finish university very soon. You need a job. I will give you a job. What is the problem?”

Simon is very puzzled. “But what do you want me to do? What are the working hours? What about medical insurance? Vacation time?”

Mr Malbeau looks angry. “Medical insurance? Vacations? Do you think I’m crazy? I want someone who will work for me seven days a week. You will do everything I tell you to do. I want someone who will be available 24 hours a day.”

Simon thinks about it. If he wants me to be available to work all the time, he will pay a lot of money. I could pay back my student loans.

 “How much will you pay me?” he asks.

Mr Malbeau tells Simon the salary. It is very, very low. It is less than Simon would get for working in a fast food restaurant for only twenty hours a week. And Mr Malbeau wants him to work seven days a week!

“So, do you want the job or not?” asks Mr Malbeau.

Simon stands up. “No. Thank you, Mr Malbeau. You want a slave. I don’t want to be a slave. Good bye.”

Simon walks out of the office. He walks through the waiting room, and out onto the street.

The man named Mellow is standing in the street. He sees Simon, and walks towards him. “Did you take the job?” he asks Simon.

“No! Of course not. Did you?”

Mellow laughs. “No way. There must be better jobs we can find. I waited to talk to you. I thought you looked like a nice guy. I wanted to tell you to say ‘no’. The man must be mad.”

“Maybe he thinks new graduates will take any job,” said Simon.

“It’s very difficult to find a job, but it would be better to work in a restaurant or a gas station.” Mellow is laughing. “I am sure Mr Malbeau has interviewed many people. I am sure they all said ‘no’. Let’s buy a newspaper and go and get a cup of coffee. We can look for real jobs and help each other.”

Simon feels happy. He doesn’t have a job but he has met a very friendly guy called Mellow. Simon thinks he has made a friend. It was a successful job interview.

[Easy English Blog] January sales

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Do you ever go to the January sales? Most shops have sales after Christmas. They used to start in January, but now they start earlier. Some sales start before Christmas, some start on Christmas Day and some start the day after.

When I was a child, the sales usually started in January, so we called them January sales. I always looked forward to the January sales. I often got money for Christmas from relatives. I spent the money in the sales in January. I usually bought books or music.

Now, I go to the sales on December 26th or 27th. The shops are packed with people searching for bargains. I usually buy clothes now. I don’t go clothes shopping in Japan, so I buy my clothes in the UK. The sale season is the perfect time for me to go shopping. I can only buy a few items though, because if I buy many clothes, they don’t fit into my suitcase! One year, I bought too many clothes, and I had to send them to Japan by airmail, because I couldn’t carry them! Since then, I’m always careful not to buy too much.

Heather @ I Talk You Talk Press

[Easy English Blog] New Year’s resolutions

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Are you making any New Year’s resolutions? A New Year’s resolution is a change you want to make, or a goal you want to aim for. Some common New Year’s resolutions are “I’m going to stop smoking”, “I’m going to cut down on alcohol”, “I’m going to exercise more,” “I’m going to study hard”, “I’m going to lose weight,” etc.

For 2019, my New Year’s resolutions are:

  • write more graded readers
  • exercise for an hour every day
  • study Russian, Chinese and French every day
  • eat less chocolate (I don’t know if I can do this one…)
  • spend more time outside

How about you? What are your New Year’s Resolutions?

 

 

[Easy English Blog] Flying years

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Is it just me, or has this year flown by? It seems that each year seems to pass more quickly than the last. January seems like only a few months ago! People say that the years seem to speed up as we get older. I agree with this. When I was a child, the years seemed to pass slowly. When I started working, they started to speed up. Maybe it is because we are so busy every day.

This year, the summer was very hot. Summer seemed to pass slowly. I was looking forward to cooler weather, but the long summer days seemed to last forever. Then when it became cooler, time started to speed up again.

Next year, I want time to slow down. Maybe I need to make some changes for this to happen. Maybe I need to spend some time sitting quietly, or I need to take more time off work to relax and enjoy the days. Maybe I need to get out more! I think many of my days are the same. Maybe I need more excitement! I’ve thought about keeping a diary, but I know that I won’t keep it up for long. Maybe I can try to do something different every day. Even if it’s just a small thing. I think I will appreciate the passing time more.

Heather @ I Talk You Talk Press

[Easy English Blog] Christmas cards

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Sending Christmas cards is a popular tradition at Christmas. When I was a child, I used to send a card to everyone in my class at school. Then, when I went to high school, I just sent cards to my family and friends. Now that I’m older, I only send cards to my family and close friends.

I buy the Christmas cards in Japan. There are some interesting Christmas cards here. My favourite cards have illustrations of famous Japanese sights, such as Mt. Fuji, Kiyomizu-dera Temple in Kyoto, or Izumo Taisha Shrine in Shimane. The pictures are filled with mini Santas! My family like these cards very much. They are different from the cards which are available in the UK.

There are many other beautiful cards too. These cards have brightly coloured pictures of Mt. Fuji or other places in Japan. They are expensive, but they look nice, and different from the other cards in people’s houses.

Heather @ I Talk You Talk Press

[Easy English Blog] Christmas decorations

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Do you usually have a Christmas tree? For many years, I decorated a tree. I tried hard to have a real tree, but sometimes it was too difficult and I used an artificial tree. These days I don’t have a Christmas tree. Our house is small and there is nowhere to put a tree. But I still decorate the house. I like to put shiny balls of different colours in glass bowls. I think they look very pretty.

I always decorate the mantelpiece and fireplaces. Of course, it is summer here so we do not have fires but I put pine cones, shiny balls and foliage in one fireplace and flowers in the other. I decorate the mantelpieces too – with pine branches and  artificial berries and lights. (This picture is not from my house!)

Patricia @ I Talk You Talk Press

[Short Story]Marcus and the Boss

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It’s Friday afternoon. Marcus is sitting in the airport lounge. He is waiting for his girlfriend to arrive from Sydney. Marcus feels bad. He works in a department store. Fridays are always very busy. But he wanted to be at the airport when his girlfriend arrived.

On Friday morning, Marcus said to his boss, “I have a terrible toothache. I must go to the dentist.”

His boss was angry. “But it’s Friday! We are always very busy on Fridays. And today is very difficult. My grandmother died. I cannot be here this afternoon!”

Marcus said, “But I cannot talk to customers. The pain is very bad. I must go.”

Marcus wants to meet his girlfriend, but he feels very bad. I said something that was not true, he thinks. I don’t have a toothache. It will be very difficult for my co-workers this afternoon. I am not at work. My boss is not at work. His grandmother is dead. My boss must be very sad.  I am not a nice person.

Then Marcus sees his boss! His boss looks very happy. His boss is wearing vacation clothes! He is wearing shorts. He is wearing a shirt with a pattern of pink flamingos and palm trees. He is walking towards the counter that has a sign ‘Wonderful weekend vacations on a beach in the Pacific’.

Oh, thinks Marcus. My boss does not have a dead grandmother! He is having a three- day weekend vacation!

Marcus does not feel so bad. I did a bad thing, he thinks. I said my tooth was very painful. But my boss said his grandmother died. On Monday, I will say to my Boss, ’I like your flamingo shirt!’ He can never say anything to me because I will tell our co-workers that his grandmother did not die! Maybe I can have many more free days. My girlfriend will be very pleased.

[Easy English Blog] Roses

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A friend of mine has many beautiful roses in her garden. One of her roses is a beautiful apricot colour. It smells wonderful.

Yesterday she told me that the rose bush blooms about the time of her mother-in-law’s birthday. She told me she always picks some and puts them on the memory table in her house.

I have never seen her table, but I thought about the things we might put on a memory table. Photographs of family members who have died? Yes I think so. Maybe some small things that belonged to them, like a small box or ornament. And, of course, flowers.

J.M. Barrie, the man who wrote the book, Peter Pan, said “God gave us memory so that we might have roses in December.”  Of course, he lived in the northern hemisphere, so December is winter. I live in the south, so it is summer in December. I can change his quote to suit me. “God gave us memory so that we might have roses in winter.”

Patricia @ I Talk You Talk Press

[Easy English Blog] Technology

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Some people like to keep up with new technology. They like to have the latest smartphone, camera, TV or computer. I am different. I get used to the technology I have. I don’t want to change it, even when it is old.

I was thinking about this yesterday.  We have an iTouch in our house. It fell on the floor and the screen broke. I took it into the city, to see if it could be repaired. The people in the shop were very helpful, but they were surprised to see such an old iTouch. It is maybe 12 or 13 years old.  It is so old, they the store cannot find a screen to fit it. We will have to buy a new music player. Or maybe use our smart phones instead!

Patricia @ I Talk You Talk Press